Shorts

Description: Make a bold and witty statement with this eye-catching tee that proudly declares "ILLOGICAL" in sharp, futuristic lettering. Whether you're known for your strict reasoning or just enjoy pointing out when things don't quite add up, this shirt delivers your message with a splash of sci-fi flair and a healthy dose of irony. Ideal for skeptics, thinkers, and fans of logical paradoxes everywhere.

Description: Join the collective in retro style with the “8-Bit Assimilation” t-shirt, where vintage pixel art meets cybernetic domination. This design features a strikingly blocky depiction of a once-proud starship captain transformed into something far more... efficient. Rendered in classic 8-bit graphics, it’s a nostalgic nod to that unforgettable moment when resistance truly proved futile. Perfect for fans of sci-fi, old-school gaming, and those who know the pain of being called by a new name—and obeying.

Description: Boldly go where no fandom mashup has gone before with this clever crossover tee! Featuring the iconic *Star Trek* name rendered in the unmistakable font style of *Star Wars*, this shirt is a playful tribute to two of sci-fi’s greatest legacies. Whether you're a die-hard Trekker, a lifelong Star Wars devotee, or a proud citizen of both galaxies, this design lets you celebrate your love for space adventures with a wink and a warp-speed punchline. Perfect for conventions, couch marathons, or sparking friendly fan debates.

Description: Channeling the bold aesthetic of classic OBEY art, this striking tee features Trek Geeks’ own Dan Davidson, complete with his iconic scowl and headset—finished with his unmistakable catchphrase: COCONUT. Perfect for fans of the podcast and lovers of pop culture parody, this shirt delivers serious attitude and inside-joke energy in one unforgettable design.

Description: Represent your Trek Geeks fandom with merchandise featuring our classic logo in sleek black lettering. This clean, bold design is perfect for any fan who loves the podcast’s deep dive into Star Trek culture. A timeless addition to your collection.

Description: Celebrate a decade of Trek Geeks with this exclusive 10th Anniversary design. This limited-edition design honors ten years of fandom, community, and deep-cut Star Trek discussions. A must-have for dedicated Trek Geeks fans.

Description: Show off your geek pride with the official **Thursday Night Geeks** logo tee—the perfect uniform for your weekly dose of fandom, fun, and unapologetic nerdery. Whether you're tuning in live, catching the replay, or just repping your favorite crew of pop culture obsessives, this shirt lets everyone know where you belong every Thursday night. Bold, clean, and instantly recognizable, it’s more than merch—it’s a badge of honor for those who boldly geek together.

Description: Light up your fandom with this electrifying Trek Geeks Delta in neon! This bold, glowing design adds a futuristic touch to your merch collection, perfect for any Trek Geek. Stand out with this vibrant, eye-catching look!

Description: The Pride Month version of the Trek Geeks Delta. **ALL PROCEEDS FROM THE SALES OF THIS DESIGN WILL BE DONATED TO THE TREVOR PROJECT TO HELP PROVIDE CRISIS SUPPORT FOR LGBTQ YOUTH IN NEED.**

Description: Boldly show your support in the fight against cancer with this unapologetic design from Trek Geeks. Featuring the powerful message “F*CK CANCER” with the iconic Trek Geeks Delta flipped upside down in place of the “U,” this statement piece blends passion, rebellion, and fandom into one unforgettable symbol of solidarity. Even more meaningful—100% of proceeds from this shirt will be donated to the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network (PanCAN) to help fund research, support patients, and raise awareness. Whether on a shirt, hoodie, or sticker—this design isn’t just merch, it’s a mission.

Description: Embrace the spirit of fearless exploration with this “BOLDLY GO” design, featuring a sleek starship silhouette blazing across the stars at warp speed. A tribute to adventurers, dreamers, and those who chase the unknown, this striking graphic captures the thrill of breaking boundaries and venturing into the great beyond. Whether you're charting new territory or just navigating everyday life, this design is a rallying cry to move forward—with courage, curiosity, and purpose.

Description: Command attention with the chilling certainty of “Resistance is Futile.” This iconic phrase speaks to unstoppable force, inevitable change, and the quiet thrill of surrendering to something greater than yourself. Whether worn as a declaration of dominance, irony, or deep-cut fandom, this design is perfect for those who appreciate the darker side of collective power and the allure of inevitability. Bold, simple, and unmistakably familiar—it’s not a warning, it’s a promise.

Description: Capture the suspense, drama, and unforgettable tension of a legendary cliffhanger with this “TO BE CONTINUED...” design. Perfect for fans who know the weight those words can carry, it’s a subtle nod to the moment when everything changed, the stakes were raised, and an entire fandom was left holding its breath. Whether you lived through that pulse-pounding finale or discovered it later on your own journey, this gear honors the bold storytelling and unforgettable leadership decisions that kept you on the edge of your seat.

Description: Wear your fandom with pride in this bold “TREKKIE” design—made for those who live for epic adventures, deep space exploration, and stories that challenge the imagination. Whether you're charting new frontiers or just relaxing at home, this gear lets everyone know where your loyalty lies. Clean, striking, and instantly recognizable, it’s the perfect way to represent your passion for the final frontier and beyond.

Description: Show your dedication to the journey with this sleek “TREKKER” design—crafted for those who embrace exploration, curiosity, and a universe of infinite possibilities. Whether you're navigating galaxies or your daily routine, this gear is a proud nod to a deep-rooted fandom and a bold spirit of discovery. Minimalist yet powerful, it’s perfect for anyone who walks the path of the true fan.

Description: Celebrate your love for gritty stories, complex characters, and life on the edge with this bold “NINER” design. Perfect for those who appreciate layered narratives and moral gray areas, this gear speaks to fans who know that the most compelling tales don’t always come from the center of the universe. Whether you're holding the line or just holding a coffee, this design proudly marks you as part of a loyal and discerning crew.

Description: Set your course for the unknown with this “Voyager” design—perfect for those who seek discovery beyond the familiar. Whether you're exploring new frontiers, pushing personal limits, or simply wandering with purpose, this shirt is a tribute to the journey itself. Minimalist yet powerful, it captures the spirit of endurance, curiosity, and the drive to find your place among the stars.