Description: Join the collective in retro style with the “8-Bit Assimilation” t-shirt, where vintage pixel art meets cybernetic domination. This design features a strikingly blocky depiction of a once-proud starship captain transformed into something far more... efficient. Rendered in classic 8-bit graphics, it’s a nostalgic nod to that unforgettable moment when resistance truly proved futile. Perfect for fans of sci-fi, old-school gaming, and those who know the pain of being called by a new name—and obeying.
$6.75
Description: Boldly go where no fandom mashup has gone before with this clever crossover tee! Featuring the iconic *Star Trek* name rendered in the unmistakable font style of *Star Wars*, this shirt is a playful tribute to two of sci-fi’s greatest legacies. Whether you're a die-hard Trekker, a lifelong Star Wars devotee, or a proud citizen of both galaxies, this design lets you celebrate your love for space adventures with a wink and a warp-speed punchline. Perfect for conventions, couch marathons, or sparking friendly fan debates.
$6.75
Description: Show off your Star Trek fandom and a love for dry sarcasm with this bold “Meh.” t-shirt featuring Trek Geeks’ own Bill Smith. Rendered in a striking black-and-white graphic style against a vivid backdrop, Bill’s perplexed expression perfectly captures his iconic catchphrase—one often heard during “See It or Skip It” episodes. Whether you're signaling indifference or just embracing the meh-tastic moments of Trek, this tee is a must-have for any true Trek Geek.
$6.75
Description: Boldly go where no Office fan has gone before with this hilarious mashup tee featuring the iconic line from The Office—“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”—with a nerdy twist ending in “STAR TREK.” Perfect for fans of Dwight Schrute’s deadpan obsessions and Starfleet’s final frontier, this shirt blends sitcom brilliance with sci-fi legend. Whether you're commanding a starship or running a beet farm, this shirt is guaranteed to beam up laughs at warp speed.
$6.75
Description: Channeling the bold aesthetic of classic OBEY art, this striking tee features Trek Geeks’ own Dan Davidson, complete with his iconic scowl and headset—finished with his unmistakable catchphrase: COCONUT. Perfect for fans of the podcast and lovers of pop culture parody, this shirt delivers serious attitude and inside-joke energy in one unforgettable design.
$6.75
Description: Show off your geek pride with the official **Thursday Night Geeks** logo tee—the perfect uniform for your weekly dose of fandom, fun, and unapologetic nerdery. Whether you're tuning in live, catching the replay, or just repping your favorite crew of pop culture obsessives, this shirt lets everyone know where you belong every Thursday night. Bold, clean, and instantly recognizable, it’s more than merch—it’s a badge of honor for those who boldly geek together.
$6.75
Description: Boldly show your support in the fight against cancer with this unapologetic design from Trek Geeks. Featuring the powerful message “F*CK CANCER” with the iconic Trek Geeks Delta flipped upside down in place of the “U,” this statement piece blends passion, rebellion, and fandom into one unforgettable symbol of solidarity. Even more meaningful—100% of proceeds from this shirt will be donated to the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network (PanCAN) to help fund research, support patients, and raise awareness. Whether on a shirt, hoodie, or sticker—this design isn’t just merch, it’s a mission.
Description: Boldly show your support in the fight against cancer with this unapologetic design from Trek Geeks. Featuring the powerful message “F*CK CANCER” with the iconic Trek Geeks Delta flipped upside down in place of the “U,” this statement piece blends passion, rebellion, and fandom into one unforgettable symbol of solidarity. Even more meaningful—100% of proceeds from this shirt will be donated to the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network (PanCAN) to help fund research, support patients, and raise awareness. Whether on a shirt, hoodie, or sticker—this design isn’t just merch, it’s a mission.
Description: Make a statement with this bold, high-contrast graphic tee featuring a striking monochrome portrait of a stoic figure delivering an iconic hand gesture of peace and wisdom. Clean lines and sharp details give the design a timeless, vintage sci-fi aesthetic, perfect for fans of classic space adventures and philosophical cool. Whether you're heading to a con, a casual hangout, or just embracing your inner logic, this shirt speaks volumes.
$6.75
Description: Command attention with this bold graphic tee featuring a minimalist black-and-white portrait of a legendary starship leader. With a raised hand and an expression of calm authority, he delivers the iconic phrase “Make It So” in crisp block lettering. The high-contrast design gives it a vintage sci-fi feel, perfect for fans of exploration, leadership, and bold decisions. Whether you're charting a course through your day or just making a statement, this shirt says it all.
$6.75
Description: Train like the best with this sleek, collegiate-style tee inspired by a legendary spacefaring institution. Featuring a bold emblem and classic lettering, it evokes the spirit of discipline, discovery, and excellence among the stars. Whether you're prepping for your next mission or just want to represent a future-focused legacy, this shirt brings prestige and purpose to any outfit.
$6.75
Description: Embrace the spirit of fearless exploration with this “BOLDLY GO” design, featuring a sleek starship silhouette blazing across the stars at warp speed. A tribute to adventurers, dreamers, and those who chase the unknown, this striking graphic captures the thrill of breaking boundaries and venturing into the great beyond. Whether you're charting new territory or just navigating everyday life, this design is a rallying cry to move forward—with courage, curiosity, and purpose.
$6.75
Description: Command attention with the chilling certainty of “Resistance is Futile.” This iconic phrase speaks to unstoppable force, inevitable change, and the quiet thrill of surrendering to something greater than yourself. Whether worn as a declaration of dominance, irony, or deep-cut fandom, this design is perfect for those who appreciate the darker side of collective power and the allure of inevitability. Bold, simple, and unmistakably familiar—it’s not a warning, it’s a promise.
$6.75
Description: Capture the suspense, drama, and unforgettable tension of a legendary cliffhanger with this “TO BE CONTINUED...” design. Perfect for fans who know the weight those words can carry, it’s a subtle nod to the moment when everything changed, the stakes were raised, and an entire fandom was left holding its breath. Whether you lived through that pulse-pounding finale or discovered it later on your own journey, this gear honors the bold storytelling and unforgettable leadership decisions that kept you on the edge of your seat.
$6.75
Description: Wear your fandom with pride in this bold “TREKKIE” design—made for those who live for epic adventures, deep space exploration, and stories that challenge the imagination. Whether you're charting new frontiers or just relaxing at home, this gear lets everyone know where your loyalty lies. Clean, striking, and instantly recognizable, it’s the perfect way to represent your passion for the final frontier and beyond.
$6.75
Description: Show your dedication to the journey with this sleek “TREKKER” design—crafted for those who embrace exploration, curiosity, and a universe of infinite possibilities. Whether you're navigating galaxies or your daily routine, this gear is a proud nod to a deep-rooted fandom and a bold spirit of discovery. Minimalist yet powerful, it’s perfect for anyone who walks the path of the true fan.
$6.75
Description: Celebrate your love for gritty stories, complex characters, and life on the edge with this bold “NINER” design. Perfect for those who appreciate layered narratives and moral gray areas, this gear speaks to fans who know that the most compelling tales don’t always come from the center of the universe. Whether you're holding the line or just holding a coffee, this design proudly marks you as part of a loyal and discerning crew.
$6.75
Description: Set your course for the unknown with this “Voyager” design—perfect for those who seek discovery beyond the familiar. Whether you're exploring new frontiers, pushing personal limits, or simply wandering with purpose, this shirt is a tribute to the journey itself. Minimalist yet powerful, it captures the spirit of endurance, curiosity, and the drive to find your place among the stars.
$6.75
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